I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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