My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
her vagine was all disorganized.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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