i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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