Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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