Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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