and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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