Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
