you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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