ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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