That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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