Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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