My brain says no but my pants say off.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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