im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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