4 words: hood of his car
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head