Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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