Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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