this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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