Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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