so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
