We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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