i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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