Porn is love you can see.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
