I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We got so high we made milksteak
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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