I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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