hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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