Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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