this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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