you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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