He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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