Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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