So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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