i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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