I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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