I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Boobs speak an international language.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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