she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Boobs are out for the taking
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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