What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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