Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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