just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I want to fling myself into the sun
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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