I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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