I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
tell me about the eggs
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