I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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