Quick, to the slutcave!
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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