I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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