Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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