You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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