i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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