I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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