Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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