no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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