don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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