I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
