it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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