oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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