I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
