Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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