I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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