I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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