I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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